1 00:00:18,437 --> 00:00:19,438 Oh, no! 2 00:00:19,438 --> 00:00:20,940 What is that about? 3 00:00:22,441 --> 00:00:24,442 I got this. I got it. Hang on. 4 00:00:38,457 --> 00:00:39,958 ...but i knew what it meant. Yeah. 5 00:00:40,459 --> 00:00:41,460 There you go, sir. Oh... 6 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:42,962 i'll get that. 7 00:00:42,962 --> 00:00:44,463 No, no, no, no, no. 8 00:01:06,485 --> 00:01:07,986 No, no, no, no, no. 9 00:01:07,986 --> 00:01:08,987 I got it. 10 00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:12,491 Thank you. 11 00:01:25,504 --> 00:01:27,005 Michael, no. No. 12 00:01:27,005 --> 00:01:29,008 No. I got this. Michael! 13 00:01:29,508 --> 00:01:30,510 No! Thank you. 14 00:01:42,522 --> 00:01:44,523 Got it. 15 00:01:44,523 --> 00:01:46,025 Unless you want anything else 16 00:01:46,025 --> 00:01:48,026 Yeah, i do. Dessert? 17 00:01:48,026 --> 00:01:49,529 Good boy. 18 00:01:49,529 --> 00:01:51,030 Chocolate death, two forks. 19 00:01:51,530 --> 00:01:53,031 I don't want dessert. 20 00:01:53,031 --> 00:01:54,533 Oh. 21 00:01:54,533 --> 00:01:55,534 One fork. 22 00:01:57,537 --> 00:01:59,539 I want you to stop paying for everything. 23 00:01:59,539 --> 00:02:01,539 I don't know what you mean. You know what i mean. 24 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:03,042 You're always picking up the cheque, 25 00:02:03,042 --> 00:02:05,544 And buying the movie tickets and getting the groceries. 26 00:02:05,544 --> 00:02:08,046 So? So i'm working. 27 00:02:08,046 --> 00:02:09,548 You don't have to support me. 28 00:02:09,548 --> 00:02:11,551 I can afford it. You can't. What's the big deal? 29 00:02:12,050 --> 00:02:14,053 It's a big deal to me. 30 00:02:14,554 --> 00:02:16,555 I like to take you nice places, michael. 31 00:02:16,555 --> 00:02:19,057 And i like to go to them but... 32 00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:21,561 i don't like you paying for me all the time. 33 00:02:21,561 --> 00:02:24,062 I... i feel... funny. 34 00:02:25,564 --> 00:02:27,065 You pay when you can, don't you? 35 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,569 Yeah, and speaking of which... 36 00:02:33,072 --> 00:02:34,574 this month's house expenses. 37 00:02:36,575 --> 00:02:38,578 Thank you. 38 00:02:38,578 --> 00:02:41,079 See? I'm taking your money. Yeah. 39 00:02:41,079 --> 00:02:43,582 $300 a month. You're sure that's half of everything? 40 00:02:43,582 --> 00:02:44,583 Sure. 41 00:02:47,086 --> 00:02:49,088 The cleaning lady? The utilities? 42 00:02:49,088 --> 00:02:50,589 Chocolate death! 43 00:02:57,095 --> 00:02:58,597 You want a bite? 44 00:03:43,643 --> 00:03:45,645 Isn't "dyke nite" fun? 45 00:03:45,645 --> 00:03:48,648 Can't remember when i had such a good time. 46 00:03:49,147 --> 00:03:50,649 I hate "dyke nite". 47 00:03:50,649 --> 00:03:53,152 Me too. I feel so violated. 48 00:04:02,661 --> 00:04:04,162 Euw. What're they doing? 49 00:04:09,168 --> 00:04:11,671 The "muncher mash"? You know... 50 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:14,174 so, mel, 51 00:04:14,673 --> 00:04:17,176 When was the last time you were at "dyke nite"? 52 00:04:17,176 --> 00:04:19,178 Oh, before i met lindsay. 53 00:04:19,178 --> 00:04:21,181 Remember, we weren't going to mention her. 54 00:04:23,181 --> 00:04:24,183 Hey... 55 00:04:24,683 --> 00:04:25,184 she's cute. 56 00:04:28,187 --> 00:04:30,188 She reminds me of lindsay with red hair. 57 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:32,692 What about her? 58 00:04:37,195 --> 00:04:38,698 She reminds me of lindsay with black hair. 59 00:04:42,703 --> 00:04:44,203 Don't tell me. 60 00:04:44,203 --> 00:04:46,205 He reminds you of lindsay in drag. 61 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:50,709 I can't help it. I miss her. 62 00:04:50,709 --> 00:04:53,212 I thought we'd be together forever; 63 00:04:53,212 --> 00:04:55,715 That she'd be the one i kissed good night for the rest of my life. 64 00:04:57,717 --> 00:04:59,218 Now i live with my cousin rita, 65 00:04:59,218 --> 00:05:00,720 And kiss her good night. 66 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,221 Christ! 67 00:05:02,221 --> 00:05:05,724 Look, mel, 68 00:05:05,724 --> 00:05:07,225 It's been great hanging with you. 69 00:05:07,225 --> 00:05:10,230 You've been a great fag-Hag. 70 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:12,231 Only the thing is; 71 00:05:12,231 --> 00:05:14,233 Fag-Hags are supposed to be fun. 72 00:05:14,233 --> 00:05:17,737 So why don't you go see lindsay, 73 00:05:17,737 --> 00:05:19,739 Tell her how you feel, 74 00:05:20,239 --> 00:05:21,741 And make up with her, okay? 75 00:05:21,741 --> 00:05:24,744 How can i do that after what i did? 76 00:05:24,744 --> 00:05:27,746 Whatever you did, you know, it takes two. 77 00:05:27,746 --> 00:05:29,249 You got nothing to lose, 78 00:05:29,749 --> 00:05:31,250 Unless you really want to wait around for the next... 79 00:05:32,251 --> 00:05:34,754 "Dyke nite". Brrrr. 80 00:06:05,785 --> 00:06:08,287 You drink too much coffee. 81 00:06:08,287 --> 00:06:09,789 This isn't coffee. It's latte. 82 00:06:09,789 --> 00:06:11,792 It's just coffee that costs five bucks. 83 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:14,294 And it still causes high blood pressure, 84 00:06:14,294 --> 00:06:17,296 Heart attack, poor sexual performance. 85 00:06:17,296 --> 00:06:18,298 I haven't had any complaints. 86 00:06:18,298 --> 00:06:20,300 Not to mention insomnia. 87 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:22,802 Well, usually when i'm in my bed, i'm not asleep anyway, 88 00:06:22,802 --> 00:06:24,303 So it really doesn't matter. 89 00:06:25,805 --> 00:06:28,308 See, fortunately i have youth on my side. 90 00:06:28,308 --> 00:06:30,309 I can stay up all night fucking 91 00:06:30,309 --> 00:06:33,814 And still score 1,500 on my s.A.T.S. 92 00:06:33,814 --> 00:06:35,315 1,500? 93 00:06:35,315 --> 00:06:36,315 Yep. Wow! 94 00:06:36,816 --> 00:06:37,817 You could get into any school you wanted 95 00:06:37,817 --> 00:06:39,318 With a score like that. 96 00:06:39,819 --> 00:06:42,821 I applied to dartmouth, brown... 97 00:06:42,821 --> 00:06:44,323 you're going out of state? 98 00:06:45,826 --> 00:06:46,826 Why? Do you give a shit? 99 00:06:48,328 --> 00:06:49,829 It's just the first i've heard of it, that's all. 100 00:06:51,831 --> 00:06:52,832 You do! 101 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:55,836 You give a shit! 102 00:06:57,837 --> 00:06:58,838 You give a shit! 103 00:07:03,843 --> 00:07:05,344 You love me so much. 104 00:07:05,344 --> 00:07:06,346 Get out! 105 00:07:11,350 --> 00:07:13,352 Brian kinney gives a shit. 106 00:07:13,352 --> 00:07:14,855 Fuck you. Ha-Ha. 107 00:07:20,359 --> 00:07:22,863 Mmm! Well you look self-Satisfied. 108 00:07:22,863 --> 00:07:25,364 I'd even go as far as to say supercilious. 109 00:07:25,364 --> 00:07:28,868 We all know you got 700 verbal. 110 00:07:28,868 --> 00:07:29,870 Stop showing off. 111 00:07:31,371 --> 00:07:33,873 So, what did he say to you? 112 00:07:33,873 --> 00:07:36,376 Hmm, it's what he didn't say. 113 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,383 Excuse me, faggot. 114 00:07:43,383 --> 00:07:44,384 I'm not a faggot. 115 00:07:44,384 --> 00:07:45,385 You look like one to me. 116 00:07:45,385 --> 00:07:46,886 You wanna suck my cock? 117 00:07:46,886 --> 00:07:50,890 Aw, christ! Can't they think of anything more original to say? 118 00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:52,392 Leave him alone, hobbs. 119 00:07:53,894 --> 00:07:56,395 Oh, must be a faggot convention. 120 00:07:56,395 --> 00:07:58,398 Don't take it out on him. Take what out? 121 00:07:58,398 --> 00:07:59,399 Your dick. 122 00:08:00,399 --> 00:08:01,400 Faggot. 123 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,902 Okay, you two, break it up. 124 00:08:04,403 --> 00:08:05,906 Now! 125 00:08:07,907 --> 00:08:10,410 Taylor, next time you cause trouble, you can talk to the principal. 126 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:11,912 What? 127 00:08:11,912 --> 00:08:13,914 Sir, justin didn't do anything. It was chris. 128 00:08:14,914 --> 00:08:16,916 He called him a faggot. 129 00:08:16,916 --> 00:08:18,417 Take your seats. Both of you. 130 00:08:24,924 --> 00:08:27,427 Bueller. Here. 131 00:08:27,427 --> 00:08:28,427 Chanders. Here. 132 00:08:28,427 --> 00:08:29,429 Frye. Here. 133 00:08:29,429 --> 00:08:30,429 Gunderman. Here. 134 00:08:30,429 --> 00:08:31,431 Hobbs. Here. 135 00:08:31,431 --> 00:08:33,432 Lipman, you're late. 136 00:08:33,432 --> 00:08:34,936 Mendelson. Here. 137 00:08:34,936 --> 00:08:36,436 Ruis. Here. 138 00:08:36,936 --> 00:08:37,938 Taylor. Queer. 139 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,942 Okay, class, quiet down. Thomas. 140 00:08:42,942 --> 00:08:44,945 Excuse me, mr. Dixon? 141 00:08:44,945 --> 00:08:46,446 What is it, taylor? 142 00:08:46,446 --> 00:08:47,948 Chris just called me queer. 143 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:51,451 I didn't hear anything. 144 00:08:52,953 --> 00:08:55,456 How could you not hear it? Everybody heard that. 145 00:08:55,456 --> 00:08:57,456 Sit down, taylor. 146 00:08:57,957 --> 00:08:58,958 I want him to apologize. 147 00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:00,961 I said sit down. 148 00:09:00,961 --> 00:09:02,462 Aren't you going to do anything? 149 00:09:02,462 --> 00:09:03,964 Are you just going to pretend that nothing happened? 150 00:09:04,463 --> 00:09:06,466 One more word from you and i'm sending you to the principal's office. 151 00:09:07,968 --> 00:09:09,469 Huh! Don't bother. 152 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:12,972 The queer's going. The queer is out the door. 153 00:09:12,972 --> 00:09:13,974 The queer is gone. 154 00:09:14,474 --> 00:09:15,475 That's enough of that. 155 00:09:15,475 --> 00:09:18,477 Oh! What do you know? 156 00:09:18,477 --> 00:09:19,980 He says it; you don't hear a thing. 157 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:21,481 But when i say it... 158 00:09:23,483 --> 00:09:26,485 well, listen up, now that your hearing has returned. 159 00:09:26,485 --> 00:09:28,488 This queer says, "fuck you!" 160 00:09:31,991 --> 00:09:34,494 Okay, that's it, taylor. You are out of here. 161 00:09:45,005 --> 00:09:46,006 Next customer, please. 162 00:09:47,006 --> 00:09:48,507 Hi, i'm paul. Uh... 163 00:09:48,507 --> 00:09:50,010 if you open up a money market account with us today, 164 00:09:50,510 --> 00:09:52,012 You'll get a $50 gift certificate 165 00:09:52,012 --> 00:09:54,013 For laser hair removal. 166 00:09:54,013 --> 00:09:55,515 Thanks. I wax. 167 00:09:55,515 --> 00:09:58,018 Um, i was just looking at my statement, 168 00:09:58,018 --> 00:10:00,519 And unless i got a raise that nobody told me about, 169 00:10:00,519 --> 00:10:03,023 Um, there's a lot more money in my chequing account than there should be. 170 00:10:03,523 --> 00:10:06,026 Oh. Uh, just swipe your card and enter your pin number. 171 00:10:06,527 --> 00:10:08,528 When you're finished helping my friend, 172 00:10:08,528 --> 00:10:10,030 Could you check the balance in my account? 173 00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:12,033 Sure. 174 00:10:12,033 --> 00:10:13,033 Do you want to put down the number? 175 00:10:24,044 --> 00:10:25,045 This is your phone number. 176 00:10:27,048 --> 00:10:30,050 Would you please let him help me with my financial problem 177 00:10:30,050 --> 00:10:31,051 Before you hit on him? 178 00:10:33,053 --> 00:10:35,555 So how much extra do you have? Almost 1,000. 179 00:10:35,555 --> 00:10:38,558 Well, you should always have such financial problems. 180 00:10:38,558 --> 00:10:40,561 It appears some of your cheques haven't cleared. 181 00:10:42,063 --> 00:10:43,062 Which ones? 182 00:10:46,067 --> 00:10:49,070 Number 566, 574. 183 00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:51,571 583? 184 00:10:52,072 --> 00:10:53,073 That one too. 185 00:10:55,075 --> 00:10:56,575 Well, thanks. 186 00:10:56,575 --> 00:10:58,578 Well, at least i know what the discrepancy is. 187 00:10:58,578 --> 00:11:00,580 David isn't cashing my cheques. 188 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,082 Well, maybe he forgot. 189 00:11:02,082 --> 00:11:04,084 You know how people are when they get to be his age. 190 00:11:06,587 --> 00:11:08,089 Come on, let's go. 191 00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:12,592 I'll check this out, sir. Excellent. 192 00:11:12,592 --> 00:11:16,597 There are still certain services you can't get at an atm. 193 00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:44,124 Linz... 194 00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:46,626 mel... 195 00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:50,131 i, um, came by to see gus and... 196 00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:55,636 oh, linz, i miss you so much. 197 00:11:57,138 --> 00:11:59,140 I've waited so long to hear you say that. 198 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:02,142 I'm sorry, baby. 199 00:12:02,142 --> 00:12:04,644 I'm so sorry for everything. 200 00:12:04,644 --> 00:12:07,147 Me too. And it doesn't matter whose fault it was. 201 00:12:09,149 --> 00:12:12,153 Now all that matters... is this. 202 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,160 Oui? 203 00:12:21,661 --> 00:12:22,662 "We"? 204 00:12:22,662 --> 00:12:24,164 No:"oui". 205 00:12:24,665 --> 00:12:26,167 As in, "is there something you would like?" 206 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:28,168 Uh, actually... 207 00:12:28,168 --> 00:12:29,669 Yes. I'd like to see lindsay. 208 00:12:29,669 --> 00:12:31,172 Ah, lindsay is not here right now. 209 00:12:31,172 --> 00:12:32,172 She's teaching class. 210 00:12:33,174 --> 00:12:34,675 And who are you? 211 00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:37,177 I am guillaume. And you are...? 212 00:12:37,177 --> 00:12:39,179 Melanie. 213 00:12:39,179 --> 00:12:41,182 Ah, melanie, the ex-Girlfriend. 214 00:12:41,682 --> 00:12:43,183 You know who i am? 215 00:12:43,183 --> 00:12:45,186 You're the one who had the affair. 216 00:12:45,685 --> 00:12:48,189 Of courseen france, this would be meaningless. 217 00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:50,690 I-I can't believe she told you that. 218 00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:53,194 Lindsay and i are very, uh,intime. 219 00:12:54,695 --> 00:12:56,196 Intimate. I got it. 220 00:12:56,196 --> 00:12:58,198 Look, i stopped by to see my son. 221 00:12:58,198 --> 00:13:00,701 Mmm. I-I'm afraid it's not possible. It's his feeding time. 222 00:13:01,202 --> 00:13:02,703 Well, i could do... no, no, no. No. 223 00:13:02,703 --> 00:13:05,205 I will do it. He gets very, um... 224 00:13:05,205 --> 00:13:06,707 what you call it? Uh, finicky. 225 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:09,210 Okay. Who the fuck are you anyway, 226 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:12,712 And why hasn't lindsay ever told me about you? 227 00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:15,216 Perhaps it's her decision, now that you're no longer living together, 228 00:13:15,216 --> 00:13:17,218 Not to share with you all the details of her life. 229 00:13:17,218 --> 00:13:18,218 This is normal. Gus: 230 00:13:18,718 --> 00:13:20,220 I'm on my way, mon petit chou. 231 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,223 So, i tell her you stop by. 232 00:13:37,238 --> 00:13:39,239 Why would david keep taking my cheques 233 00:13:39,239 --> 00:13:41,242 If he has no intention of cashing them? 234 00:13:41,242 --> 00:13:43,244 Well, maybe he's waiting until next quarter 235 00:13:43,244 --> 00:13:44,745 When he has less tax liability. 236 00:13:44,745 --> 00:13:47,247 Spoken like a true accountant. 237 00:13:47,247 --> 00:13:49,250 Or maybe he's just taking them to humour you. 238 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:52,253 Well, i'm not amused. I can pay my own way. 239 00:13:52,253 --> 00:13:54,755 Very noble. Yeah, and stupid! 240 00:13:54,755 --> 00:13:56,257 Michael, sweetie, 241 00:13:56,257 --> 00:13:58,759 It's every gay boy's dream to be a kept woman. 242 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,264 What's she doing in here? 243 00:14:03,264 --> 00:14:05,266 Oh, christ! Do you think i've never seen a dick before? 244 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:06,267 Not mine! 245 00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:07,767 It's okay. It's okay, everyone. 246 00:14:07,767 --> 00:14:08,769 She's a lesbian. 247 00:14:08,769 --> 00:14:09,770 Oh, she's a dyke. 248 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:11,772 Melanie, what are you doing here? 249 00:14:11,772 --> 00:14:14,274 I took your advice and i went to go see lindsay. 250 00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:16,277 Uh, when was the last time you talked to her? 251 00:14:16,277 --> 00:14:17,778 A couple of weeks. 252 00:14:17,778 --> 00:14:19,280 Did she mention anything about a french guy? 253 00:14:20,281 --> 00:14:21,281 No. 254 00:14:21,281 --> 00:14:22,283 A french guy? 255 00:14:22,283 --> 00:14:24,284 I went over to see her, 256 00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:26,287 And this fucking frog answered the door. 257 00:14:26,287 --> 00:14:28,288 So? So when i tried to see gus, 258 00:14:28,288 --> 00:14:30,291 He slammed the goddamn door in my face. 259 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:31,792 Well, everybody knows 260 00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:33,294 The french are famous for eclairs, 261 00:14:33,294 --> 00:14:34,794 Oral sex and rudeness. 262 00:14:34,794 --> 00:14:36,797 I once had a date that involved all three. 263 00:14:36,797 --> 00:14:39,300 Maybe she just got herself a babysitter. 264 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,801 From france? 265 00:14:40,801 --> 00:14:42,303 A little pricey on her teacher's salary. 266 00:14:42,803 --> 00:14:43,804 And how come she didn't tell us about it? 267 00:14:43,804 --> 00:14:45,306 Bonjour. 268 00:14:45,306 --> 00:14:46,308 H-Hey, listen to this. 269 00:14:46,308 --> 00:14:48,309 You have reached lindsay and guillaume 270 00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:49,809 And beautiful baby gus. 271 00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,812 If you have a message for us, 272 00:14:51,812 --> 00:14:53,814 Kindly leave it after the beep. 273 00:14:53,814 --> 00:14:55,316 "Us." 274 00:14:55,316 --> 00:14:57,318 It's pretty pushy for the help. 275 00:14:57,318 --> 00:14:59,320 It makes it sound like they're a couple. 276 00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:01,822 Quelque chose isn't kosher. 277 00:15:07,828 --> 00:15:08,829 Hey. 278 00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:16,337 You know the last time i brought hot chocolate and fig newtons up here? 279 00:15:18,339 --> 00:15:19,340 When michael lived here? 280 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:21,342 Smart kid. Hmmm. 281 00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:25,346 He'd lock himself in here for hours and hours. 282 00:15:25,346 --> 00:15:27,848 Told me he was playing with his model airplanes. 283 00:15:27,848 --> 00:15:29,850 Ha! I know what he was playing with. 284 00:15:32,353 --> 00:15:33,354 Here. 285 00:15:35,856 --> 00:15:36,858 You want one? 286 00:15:37,858 --> 00:15:38,859 No thanks. 287 00:15:40,861 --> 00:15:42,863 It's a lousy thing that teacher did, 288 00:15:42,863 --> 00:15:44,865 Having you suspended. 289 00:15:45,366 --> 00:15:47,368 Yeah, i could punch dickhead dixon's face in. 290 00:15:48,869 --> 00:15:49,870 Chris hobbs' too. 291 00:15:52,373 --> 00:15:54,375 Only then, you'd be just like them. 292 00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:57,379 So what? 293 00:15:57,379 --> 00:15:59,380 They deserve it. Sure they do. 294 00:16:01,381 --> 00:16:03,384 But there are better ways of handling it. 295 00:16:03,884 --> 00:16:04,885 Huh, quit school? 296 00:16:06,387 --> 00:16:07,888 And give them the pleasure? 297 00:16:10,891 --> 00:16:11,393 Hmm? 298 00:16:16,397 --> 00:16:17,398 You know... 299 00:16:20,401 --> 00:16:21,902 there were people... 300 00:16:21,902 --> 00:16:23,904 when they found out that michael was gay... 301 00:16:25,906 --> 00:16:28,409 who said, and did, the cruelest things. 302 00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:30,411 Friends... 303 00:16:31,913 --> 00:16:32,413 neighbours... 304 00:16:33,415 --> 00:16:35,416 family. 305 00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:38,420 My own goddamn sister wouldn't even let her kids come over here. 306 00:16:40,422 --> 00:16:42,923 She was afraid michael was going to molest them or something. 307 00:16:43,424 --> 00:16:45,926 Because that's the way people are. 308 00:16:45,926 --> 00:16:48,430 They're ignorant and they're scared. 309 00:16:50,431 --> 00:16:51,932 And there's nothing you can do... 310 00:16:53,935 --> 00:16:56,437 except educate 'em or shoot 'em. 311 00:16:58,439 --> 00:17:00,442 Me, i joined p-Flag, 'cause i figured 312 00:17:00,442 --> 00:17:01,943 It was more practical than shooting 'em. 313 00:17:07,449 --> 00:17:10,451 Do you have a gay club at your school? 314 00:17:10,451 --> 00:17:13,454 Are you crazy? 315 00:17:13,454 --> 00:17:14,955 I've been accused of it. 316 00:17:15,957 --> 00:17:18,959 No. I'm, like, the only gay student there. 317 00:17:21,462 --> 00:17:23,465 I doubt that, sunshine. 318 00:17:25,966 --> 00:17:27,469 Gay kids are everywhere. 319 00:17:29,471 --> 00:17:30,971 Only they're not all like you... 320 00:17:32,974 --> 00:17:34,976 'cause they're afraid to show their faces. 321 00:17:38,479 --> 00:17:39,480 That's why maybe... 322 00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:43,985 you've got to do something to help them know that... 323 00:17:43,985 --> 00:17:45,486 they're not the only ones. 324 00:17:49,491 --> 00:17:52,493 I didn't cash your cheques because i don't need your money. 325 00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:53,994 But i need to give it to you. 326 00:17:56,998 --> 00:17:58,500 Michael, you know, of course, 327 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:02,003 That half the monthly expenses aren't really $300. 328 00:18:02,003 --> 00:18:04,005 Of course i know, and i'm sure whatever it is, 329 00:18:04,506 --> 00:18:06,007 I couldn't afford it, but that's not the point. 330 00:18:06,507 --> 00:18:10,011 Uh, i want to contribute as much as i can. And you do. 331 00:18:10,011 --> 00:18:12,013 You do. You give me something much more valuable than money. 332 00:18:12,515 --> 00:18:13,514 You give me your sweetness, 333 00:18:14,015 --> 00:18:17,519 Your charm, your humour, your hot little bod. 334 00:18:17,519 --> 00:18:19,521 I mean, what's paying half the gas and electric 335 00:18:19,521 --> 00:18:21,022 Compared to that, michael? 336 00:18:22,524 --> 00:18:24,025 I'm not some boytoy you're keeping. 337 00:18:26,528 --> 00:18:30,030 I've never thought of you as my boytoy. Don't insult me. 338 00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:31,032 I'll take that. 339 00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:34,536 Okay. 340 00:18:34,536 --> 00:18:37,539 Okay, whatever will make you happy. Whatever you want. 341 00:18:37,539 --> 00:18:38,540 What will make me happy is if you... 342 00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:43,544 take my money and you stop paying for everything. 343 00:18:43,544 --> 00:18:46,047 Fine. From now on, we'll only do things 344 00:18:46,047 --> 00:18:48,050 That we can both afford to do, together. 345 00:18:54,556 --> 00:18:56,056 There's only one thing. 346 00:18:56,558 --> 00:18:57,057 What's that? 347 00:19:00,061 --> 00:19:02,063 Don't get mad. It was supposed to be a surprise. 348 00:19:02,063 --> 00:19:03,565 But you know that... 349 00:19:03,565 --> 00:19:05,566 the week that you have off from work? 350 00:19:05,566 --> 00:19:08,069 I cleared it for me too, and i popped for... 351 00:19:09,571 --> 00:19:11,071 a trip to paris. 352 00:19:11,071 --> 00:19:15,076 First-Class, suite at the hotel "georges v". 353 00:19:15,577 --> 00:19:17,078 Reservations at all the finest restaurants. 354 00:19:20,081 --> 00:19:21,583 Wow. That... 355 00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,586 that sounds fantastic. 356 00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:24,585 I know. But... 357 00:19:25,086 --> 00:19:27,088 No, i know. I know. 358 00:19:27,088 --> 00:19:29,091 It was the wrong thing to do. I'll, uh... 359 00:19:29,091 --> 00:19:31,091 cancel it tomorrow. 360 00:19:31,091 --> 00:19:33,595 And we'll just stay home, watch a movie... 361 00:19:34,095 --> 00:19:35,597 or two, eat in. 362 00:19:37,098 --> 00:19:39,100 And that can still be fun. 363 00:19:49,612 --> 00:19:51,113 Hi, lindsay. 364 00:19:51,113 --> 00:19:54,115 Hope you don't mind us all dropping by like this. 365 00:19:54,115 --> 00:19:57,118 Actually, you could have called. 366 00:19:57,118 --> 00:19:59,120 We did, and got your message. 367 00:20:09,631 --> 00:20:11,132 Look who's here. 368 00:20:14,135 --> 00:20:16,137 Ah. Look who else is here. 369 00:20:17,639 --> 00:20:19,140 This is guillaume. 370 00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:20,641 I believe you've met melanie. 371 00:20:20,641 --> 00:20:23,144 Oui.Melanie, comment ca va? 372 00:20:23,144 --> 00:20:25,147 Um, how are you? 373 00:20:25,147 --> 00:20:27,148 Uh,ca va just fine. 374 00:20:27,148 --> 00:20:29,651 This is brian, gus' biological father. 375 00:20:29,651 --> 00:20:31,653 Ah oui. 376 00:20:31,653 --> 00:20:33,154 Oh. Be assured, my friend, 377 00:20:33,154 --> 00:20:35,656 There's no need to worry about gus now that i'm here. 378 00:20:35,656 --> 00:20:38,159 Mm-Hm. I wasn't worried when you weren't... 379 00:20:38,159 --> 00:20:39,160 mon ami. 380 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,663 And this is ted and emmett. 381 00:20:41,663 --> 00:20:43,164 Bonjour. 382 00:20:43,164 --> 00:20:44,165 Bonsoir. 383 00:20:44,165 --> 00:20:45,668 Enchante. 384 00:20:45,668 --> 00:20:46,668 We were just in the middle of dinner, 385 00:20:47,169 --> 00:20:48,670 So if you don't mind... 386 00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:51,172 uh, i-If you would like, your friends may join us. 387 00:20:51,673 --> 00:20:53,676 There's enough... rabbit for everyone. 388 00:20:56,678 --> 00:20:57,679 R-Rabbit? 389 00:20:58,179 --> 00:21:00,181 Yes, i made a, uh, stew. 390 00:21:01,182 --> 00:21:03,183 With... with rabbit? 391 00:21:03,685 --> 00:21:06,688 Bunny rabbit? They say it tastes just like chicken. 392 00:21:06,688 --> 00:21:08,189 Please, uh, come, try some. 393 00:21:10,692 --> 00:21:13,194 Well, maybe just a... little taste. 394 00:21:15,698 --> 00:21:17,699 I'm... i'm a little hungry, so, uh... 395 00:21:22,705 --> 00:21:23,705 what's going on? 396 00:21:23,705 --> 00:21:25,206 Yeah. Who's this guy? 397 00:21:25,206 --> 00:21:26,709 And what's he doing in our house? 398 00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:28,710 Excuse me, i don't appreciate your barging in here 399 00:21:29,211 --> 00:21:30,211 And interrogating me. 400 00:21:30,211 --> 00:21:31,713 Oh-Ho, whoa. Who's interrogating you? 401 00:21:31,713 --> 00:21:34,215 We're just asking you. 402 00:21:34,215 --> 00:21:36,218 Guillaume teaches french at the university. 403 00:21:36,719 --> 00:21:38,219 We've been friends for a couple of years. 404 00:21:38,219 --> 00:21:39,721 Yeah well, how come you never mentioned him? 405 00:21:40,722 --> 00:21:42,223 I did. 406 00:21:42,223 --> 00:21:43,726 You just never listened. 407 00:21:43,726 --> 00:21:45,226 Huh. Anyway, 408 00:21:45,226 --> 00:21:48,229 He needed some help, and so did i. 409 00:21:48,229 --> 00:21:49,732 So i said he could move in. 410 00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:53,234 So why didn't you tell us? 411 00:21:53,234 --> 00:21:55,237 We haven't exactly been communicating lately. 412 00:21:55,737 --> 00:21:57,739 Oh, my god! 413 00:21:57,739 --> 00:21:59,741 This is fabulous! Magnifique! 414 00:21:59,741 --> 00:22:01,242 It's the best rabbit i've ever had. 415 00:22:01,242 --> 00:22:02,744 The only rabbit i've ever had. 416 00:22:07,248 --> 00:22:09,751 Yeah, he's a... fantastic cook, 417 00:22:09,751 --> 00:22:12,254 And he's wonderful with the baby. 418 00:22:12,754 --> 00:22:14,756 And gus took to him immediately. 419 00:22:14,756 --> 00:22:16,257 And i can't tell you what a relief it is 420 00:22:16,257 --> 00:22:17,760 Having him help with the mortgage. 421 00:22:18,761 --> 00:22:20,762 Sounds like the perfect arrangement. 422 00:22:21,763 --> 00:22:23,765 So how long is he staying? 423 00:22:23,765 --> 00:22:25,267 That all depends. 424 00:22:27,268 --> 00:22:29,271 Until he finds a place of his own? 425 00:22:29,271 --> 00:22:31,273 ...you're not going to raise rabbits in a condo. 426 00:22:32,274 --> 00:22:33,776 Until... 427 00:22:33,776 --> 00:22:35,777 we get married. 428 00:22:37,278 --> 00:22:38,780 What? 429 00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:39,782 Mm-Hmm. 430 00:22:39,782 --> 00:22:41,282 Are you fucking nuts? 431 00:22:41,282 --> 00:22:43,285 Don't get so excited. It's just an arrangement. 432 00:22:43,785 --> 00:22:44,787 I can get some help, 433 00:22:45,286 --> 00:22:47,289 And he can stay in the country and get his green card. 434 00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:50,291 Alors,i must insist 435 00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:51,794 That you come eat tout de suite, 436 00:22:51,794 --> 00:22:53,295 Or else it gets cold. 437 00:23:04,305 --> 00:23:06,308 The way he insinuated himself... 438 00:23:06,308 --> 00:23:07,810 Right. Like... like... like it was his house... 439 00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:09,310 that he belongs there... 440 00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:10,812 and you and i were like a couple of strangers. 441 00:23:10,812 --> 00:23:12,314 I need a cigarette, bad. 442 00:23:12,814 --> 00:23:14,316 This is all my fault. 443 00:23:14,316 --> 00:23:16,317 If it weren't for me, none of this would be happening. 444 00:23:16,317 --> 00:23:17,819 Oh, melanie the martyr. 445 00:23:17,819 --> 00:23:18,821 You want me to set you on fire? 446 00:23:18,821 --> 00:23:20,322 Asshole, just gimme a light. 447 00:23:23,325 --> 00:23:24,826 And if she goes through with this, 448 00:23:24,826 --> 00:23:26,829 He's going to have to live there for at least a couple of years. 449 00:23:27,329 --> 00:23:29,331 And by then gus'll be smoking gauloises and... 450 00:23:29,832 --> 00:23:31,332 not wearing deodorant. 451 00:23:31,332 --> 00:23:33,836 And she'll have moved on with her life. 452 00:23:33,836 --> 00:23:35,337 There's no way we'll ever get back together. 453 00:23:35,337 --> 00:23:36,338 If only she knew 454 00:23:36,338 --> 00:23:38,339 How much trouble she could get into; 455 00:23:38,339 --> 00:23:40,843 Well, knowing lindsay... probably wouldn't care. 456 00:23:41,342 --> 00:23:43,345 She's always looking out for the welfare of others. 457 00:23:43,345 --> 00:23:44,846 The generous one. 458 00:23:44,846 --> 00:23:47,349 Then there's me, the selfish one. 459 00:23:47,349 --> 00:23:49,852 I wanted a fuck, and boy, did i get fucked. 460 00:23:51,853 --> 00:23:54,356 There's nothing wrong with getting your needs met. 461 00:23:54,356 --> 00:23:56,358 That's no surprise coming from you. 462 00:23:56,859 --> 00:23:58,360 It's your manifesto. 463 00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,862 Well, it would be everyone's 464 00:23:59,862 --> 00:24:01,363 If they were honest enough to admit it. 465 00:24:01,863 --> 00:24:03,866 So stop blaming yourself. It's boring. 466 00:24:05,367 --> 00:24:06,368 And you don't deserve it. 467 00:24:08,870 --> 00:24:11,373 Hey! Hey. 468 00:24:11,373 --> 00:24:14,375 Isn't it a school night? Shouldn't you be at deb's studying? 469 00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:16,378 I got suspended. You? 470 00:24:16,378 --> 00:24:18,881 For two days. 471 00:24:19,381 --> 00:24:20,382 I saw this student getting bashed, 472 00:24:20,882 --> 00:24:22,383 And my homophobic teacher wouldn't do anything about it... 473 00:24:23,886 --> 00:24:25,388 so i told him to fuck off. 474 00:24:28,390 --> 00:24:29,892 Go to the head of the class. 475 00:24:30,392 --> 00:24:31,894 That brings back memories, 476 00:24:32,395 --> 00:24:33,896 Getting the shit kicked out of you on the playground. 477 00:24:34,395 --> 00:24:39,401 Mmm. Having... lit matches thrown at you in the locker room. 478 00:24:39,401 --> 00:24:41,402 Good times. Yeah. 479 00:24:43,405 --> 00:24:45,407 I don't suppose anything like that ever happened to you. 480 00:24:47,410 --> 00:24:49,411 Well, once this straight football jock picked me up, 481 00:24:49,411 --> 00:24:50,913 And dunked my head in the toilet. 482 00:24:52,915 --> 00:24:53,916 What did you do? 483 00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:55,918 I followed him to his locker. 484 00:24:55,918 --> 00:24:57,920 It was open, his hand was up kind of like this; 485 00:24:58,921 --> 00:25:00,422 He was laughing; 486 00:25:01,924 --> 00:25:02,925 So i slammed the door so hard it broke three of his fingers. 487 00:25:03,926 --> 00:25:03,926 Ooh. Mmm! 488 00:25:05,427 --> 00:25:08,430 And that was the end of the season for him. 489 00:25:14,436 --> 00:25:16,438 A gaystraight what? 490 00:25:16,438 --> 00:25:17,439 Student alliance. 491 00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:19,441 What the fuck is that? 492 00:25:19,441 --> 00:25:20,943 It's a club, 493 00:25:20,943 --> 00:25:25,447 A-A forum where students discuss issues, plan events. 494 00:25:25,447 --> 00:25:27,950 You know, to promote understanding. 495 00:25:28,451 --> 00:25:30,953 I'm asleep already. 496 00:25:30,953 --> 00:25:33,455 I need your expertise. 497 00:25:33,455 --> 00:25:35,958 I think i've given you plenty. 498 00:25:37,458 --> 00:25:40,963 Your business expertise. 499 00:25:40,963 --> 00:25:43,466 It's a tough sell, especially at st. James. 500 00:25:43,466 --> 00:25:46,969 So, say i brought this concept to you at your office. 501 00:25:46,969 --> 00:25:48,470 How would you market it? 502 00:25:49,972 --> 00:25:51,974 It's 1:30 in the morning, 503 00:25:51,974 --> 00:25:53,475 And i'm horny as hell. 504 00:25:54,977 --> 00:25:55,978 Please? 505 00:26:00,482 --> 00:26:02,485 Okay. 506 00:26:04,486 --> 00:26:05,487 You're the client. 507 00:26:06,989 --> 00:26:08,490 Have a seat, mr. Taylor. 508 00:26:13,495 --> 00:26:14,997 Well, what's so funny? 509 00:26:14,997 --> 00:26:17,500 You know, that's just how i imagine all my clients. 510 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,002 I picture them naked. 511 00:26:19,002 --> 00:26:21,503 I can't believe i'm doing this. 512 00:26:21,503 --> 00:26:23,505 Okay. 513 00:26:23,505 --> 00:26:25,007 So you have this concept, 514 00:26:25,007 --> 00:26:28,010 The gay-Straight student alliance. 515 00:26:28,010 --> 00:26:29,511 Let's all live together. 516 00:26:29,511 --> 00:26:30,512 Power to the people. 517 00:26:30,512 --> 00:26:32,515 Peace. That's boring as shit. 518 00:26:32,515 --> 00:26:35,017 I could take out an uzi and shoot everyone. 519 00:26:35,017 --> 00:26:36,018 That would be exciting. 520 00:26:36,519 --> 00:26:39,021 Well, at least you'd get their attention. 521 00:26:39,021 --> 00:26:41,023 Now we have to figure out a way to sell it. 522 00:26:41,523 --> 00:26:43,526 Right. How? 523 00:26:43,526 --> 00:26:45,527 The same way you sell everything else. 524 00:26:50,032 --> 00:26:52,035 Sex. Sex. 525 00:26:52,035 --> 00:26:54,036 You want to get 'em in the tent, 526 00:26:54,537 --> 00:26:55,536 Hand out these. 527 00:26:55,536 --> 00:26:56,538 Condoms? 528 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,041 You said it was an alliance. 529 00:26:59,541 --> 00:27:02,044 What better way for everyone to come together? 530 00:27:08,551 --> 00:27:11,553 He wants to take you to paris? 531 00:27:12,055 --> 00:27:14,057 Honey, you're the luckiest boy in the world. 532 00:27:14,057 --> 00:27:15,058 Pass me the syrup. 533 00:27:15,058 --> 00:27:16,558 I love paris. 534 00:27:16,558 --> 00:27:18,060 You've never been to paris. 535 00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:20,062 Well, i know i'll love it when i get there. 536 00:27:21,564 --> 00:27:23,065 So when are you leaving? 537 00:27:23,065 --> 00:27:24,066 We're not. 538 00:27:25,567 --> 00:27:26,568 Excusez-Moi? 539 00:27:26,568 --> 00:27:28,571 I don't have the money for that kind of a trip. 540 00:27:28,571 --> 00:27:30,572 Of course you don't. But david does. 541 00:27:30,572 --> 00:27:32,575 I told him i couldn't let him pay for me. 542 00:27:32,575 --> 00:27:34,077 Are you completely mad? 543 00:27:35,578 --> 00:27:36,579 Of course you can. 544 00:27:36,579 --> 00:27:38,580 David and i have an arrangement. 545 00:27:39,081 --> 00:27:41,084 We only do things that we can both afford. 546 00:27:41,084 --> 00:27:43,586 Au revoir, paris. Bonjour,pittsburgh. 547 00:27:43,586 --> 00:27:46,589 All right, so i won't get to see the seine at sunset, 548 00:27:46,589 --> 00:27:49,092 Or... or stroll through the luxembourg gardens, 549 00:27:49,092 --> 00:27:51,594 Or any of the other wonderful stuff he had planned, but at least... 550 00:27:51,594 --> 00:27:52,594 you'll have your pride? 551 00:27:52,594 --> 00:27:53,595 Ah. I hear it's what 552 00:27:53,595 --> 00:27:55,098 Everyone is wearing in paris this year. 553 00:27:55,597 --> 00:27:57,600 David already takes me to dinner, 554 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,101 He buys the groceries. 555 00:27:59,101 --> 00:28:00,602 He pays all the house expenses. 556 00:28:01,104 --> 00:28:02,605 Where do i sign up? 557 00:28:02,605 --> 00:28:04,107 It's not right. 558 00:28:04,107 --> 00:28:05,108 But if he wants to do it? 559 00:28:06,609 --> 00:28:08,611 That's what he says. He says it makes him happy. 560 00:28:08,611 --> 00:28:10,612 Then stop being so goddamn selfish. 561 00:28:12,116 --> 00:28:14,116 Selfish? 562 00:28:14,116 --> 00:28:16,619 I think it's selfish to deny your lover pleasure. 563 00:28:16,619 --> 00:28:19,621 Listen to me, michael. Money is my business. 564 00:28:19,621 --> 00:28:22,125 I've seen it destroy more relationships than sex. 565 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:24,627 Okay? Now you think you're being fair to david 566 00:28:24,627 --> 00:28:26,628 With this false pride thing of yours, 567 00:28:26,628 --> 00:28:28,631 But it'll only cause resentment and frustration. 568 00:28:29,132 --> 00:28:32,135 And frankly, you're denying yourself the opportunity 569 00:28:32,135 --> 00:28:34,636 To go places that you could never go, 570 00:28:34,636 --> 00:28:37,640 And do things you could never do. 571 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,143 It's like what barbra said so eloquently 572 00:28:40,642 --> 00:28:42,145 In "hello, dolly!", 573 00:28:42,145 --> 00:28:44,147 Even though she wasyears too young for the part. 574 00:28:45,648 --> 00:28:47,650 "Money is like manure. 575 00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:49,152 It isn't worth a thing unless you spread it around, 576 00:28:49,652 --> 00:28:51,154 Encouraging things to grow. 577 00:28:51,654 --> 00:28:52,155 Ya know what i mean?" 578 00:28:55,157 --> 00:28:57,160 Kiss me, horace. 579 00:29:03,665 --> 00:29:05,668 There's a meeting after school 580 00:29:05,668 --> 00:29:07,670 Of the gay-Straight student alliance. 581 00:29:08,172 --> 00:29:09,672 Uh... uh, after school there's a meeting... 582 00:29:10,172 --> 00:29:12,175 the gay-Straight student alliance. 583 00:29:12,675 --> 00:29:14,177 Hey, you want a free condom? Oh, yeah. 584 00:29:14,677 --> 00:29:15,678 Here, you gotta take one of these then. 585 00:29:15,678 --> 00:29:17,179 Cool. Thanks. Here. 586 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,682 Sure. Here you go. 587 00:29:20,183 --> 00:29:21,685 Um, there's a meeting after school, 588 00:29:21,685 --> 00:29:23,686 Please take a free condom and a flyer. 589 00:29:23,686 --> 00:29:25,188 Brian knows what he's talking about. 590 00:29:25,188 --> 00:29:27,690 Yeah, he's brilliant. And hot! 591 00:29:27,690 --> 00:29:29,192 Can i have a condom? 592 00:29:29,192 --> 00:29:31,193 Sure. Um... 593 00:29:31,193 --> 00:29:32,695 hey, taylor, 594 00:29:32,695 --> 00:29:34,197 You starting a faggot club? 595 00:29:34,197 --> 00:29:36,700 It's for gay students and straight students. 596 00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:39,702 To promote tolerance and understanding. 597 00:29:39,702 --> 00:29:42,705 So now buttfucking is an extracurricular activity? 598 00:29:42,705 --> 00:29:44,206 No, just hand-Jobs. 599 00:29:56,719 --> 00:29:59,222 You better never mention that again, you little cocksucker. 600 00:30:08,231 --> 00:30:10,733 I admit it's a little crazy. 601 00:30:10,733 --> 00:30:13,235 Crazy? You know, if this is about money, 602 00:30:13,235 --> 00:30:14,737 I told you i'd help you out. 603 00:30:14,737 --> 00:30:15,738 And you have. 604 00:30:16,239 --> 00:30:17,741 But i got to start taking care of myself. 605 00:30:18,242 --> 00:30:19,742 I mean, i can't keep relying on you and melanie. 606 00:30:20,242 --> 00:30:22,245 Okay, but do you have to fucking marry him? 607 00:30:22,245 --> 00:30:25,248 But it's not a real marriage. It's just an arrangement. 608 00:30:25,248 --> 00:30:26,749 Well, he should arrange something else. 609 00:30:26,749 --> 00:30:28,251 If he was straight, he could meet someone, 610 00:30:28,251 --> 00:30:29,752 Fall in love and get married. 611 00:30:29,752 --> 00:30:31,254 But because he's gay, there's no way. 612 00:30:31,755 --> 00:30:33,257 And that's not fair. 613 00:30:34,757 --> 00:30:36,759 Well, listen to the righteous indignation. 614 00:30:38,262 --> 00:30:39,763 Kinda sounds like the lindsay i used to know. 615 00:30:40,264 --> 00:30:42,265 Oh, yeah, which lindsay was that? 616 00:30:42,765 --> 00:30:45,269 The last year of college when you turned into that scary political dyke. 617 00:30:45,269 --> 00:30:47,770 Oh, her. The one who started the petition 618 00:30:47,770 --> 00:30:50,773 To make daterape punishable by castration. 619 00:30:51,274 --> 00:30:53,277 I even got you to sign. 620 00:30:53,277 --> 00:30:55,777 Yeah, well, you always were one for a worthy cause. 621 00:30:57,780 --> 00:30:59,282 Listen, mel and i've been thinking... 622 00:30:59,282 --> 00:31:00,284 wait a minute. 623 00:31:02,285 --> 00:31:04,287 Did i just hear you say... 624 00:31:04,287 --> 00:31:05,288 "mel and i"? 625 00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:09,792 Did you actually say that? 626 00:31:09,792 --> 00:31:11,294 Years i have struggled 627 00:31:11,294 --> 00:31:13,296 To get mel and you to be civil to each other, 628 00:31:13,296 --> 00:31:15,299 Even be in the same room together. 629 00:31:15,299 --> 00:31:17,801 Now all of a sudden, mel and you are allies? 630 00:31:19,303 --> 00:31:20,303 Huh! 631 00:31:21,304 --> 00:31:22,306 Christ. 632 00:31:23,806 --> 00:31:26,809 Well, i don't have time to worry about what my selfish, 633 00:31:26,809 --> 00:31:28,812 Self-Centred, narcissistic friends think. 634 00:31:28,812 --> 00:31:30,313 I have to think about my son, 635 00:31:30,313 --> 00:31:31,814 And how i'm going to raise and support him. 636 00:31:31,814 --> 00:31:33,816 I have to think about what's best for him. 637 00:31:33,816 --> 00:31:36,320 So i think you should just fuck off. 638 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,321 I'm sure that's a thought you can understand. 639 00:31:45,828 --> 00:31:48,332 I thought a lot more people would come, didn't you? 640 00:31:48,332 --> 00:31:50,833 I mean, considering all the condoms we handed out. 641 00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:53,337 Yeah. I guess they couldn't wait to use them. 642 00:31:57,340 --> 00:31:58,341 Hey! 643 00:31:58,341 --> 00:31:59,842 Not a bad turnout, huh? 644 00:31:59,842 --> 00:32:02,846 Deb, wh... what are you doing here? 645 00:32:02,846 --> 00:32:04,848 Well, i thought you could use some cookies and moral support. 646 00:32:06,349 --> 00:32:08,852 Here you go, kids. Huh? 647 00:32:08,852 --> 00:32:09,853 Enjoy yourselves. 648 00:32:09,853 --> 00:32:11,355 Home-Baked. 649 00:32:13,356 --> 00:32:14,857 My great-Aunt fay, who was in burlesque, 650 00:32:15,359 --> 00:32:17,361 Said you should never go on in front of a hungry audience. 651 00:32:19,362 --> 00:32:21,364 Well, i guess we should get started, huh? 652 00:32:21,364 --> 00:32:23,367 Well... 653 00:32:23,867 --> 00:32:25,369 Good luck, sunshine. Hmm? 654 00:32:25,869 --> 00:32:28,371 You too, daphne. Knock 'em dead. 655 00:32:28,371 --> 00:32:31,875 Could we have your attention? Please? 656 00:32:40,883 --> 00:32:41,884 Thank you. 657 00:32:43,887 --> 00:32:47,390 Hi. Um, i'm daphne. 658 00:32:47,390 --> 00:32:50,393 Welcome to the first meeting of the st. James 659 00:32:50,393 --> 00:32:52,396 Gay-Straight student alliance. 660 00:32:52,896 --> 00:32:55,898 In the upcoming weeks, we will be discussing issues 661 00:32:55,898 --> 00:32:58,401 That affect all of us here at st. James... 662 00:32:58,401 --> 00:33:00,404 isn't this supposed to be about sex? 663 00:33:00,404 --> 00:33:01,904 Sex is part of it. 664 00:33:01,904 --> 00:33:03,906 But it's also about other things. 665 00:33:04,408 --> 00:33:06,410 Like how we see ourselves and each other. 666 00:33:06,410 --> 00:33:08,412 Fuck this. Let's go. 667 00:33:14,418 --> 00:33:15,918 Faggot! 668 00:33:15,918 --> 00:33:18,921 Cocksucker! Homo! 669 00:33:18,921 --> 00:33:21,425 Fudge-Packer! 670 00:33:21,425 --> 00:33:24,928 Those are a few of the names that i have been called 671 00:33:24,928 --> 00:33:26,930 Because i'm gay. 672 00:33:26,930 --> 00:33:28,933 I've also been told that i'm going to hell, 673 00:33:28,933 --> 00:33:30,434 And that i should die of aids. 674 00:33:32,436 --> 00:33:33,937 Maybe the same thing has happened to you. 675 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,441 That is why we're here... 676 00:33:39,442 --> 00:33:42,446 to see if we can learn to accept our differences 677 00:33:42,446 --> 00:33:43,947 And recognize our similarities. 678 00:33:45,449 --> 00:33:47,950 Because gay or straight, we all want the same things. 679 00:33:47,950 --> 00:33:49,454 All right, taylor, that's enough. 680 00:33:51,454 --> 00:33:52,456 We're... we're just having a meeting. 681 00:33:52,456 --> 00:33:54,458 Did you get permission from the principal? 682 00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:57,461 Did you ask to use this classroom? Do you have an advisor? 683 00:33:57,461 --> 00:33:58,461 He's got me. 684 00:33:59,962 --> 00:34:00,964 And who are you? 685 00:34:00,964 --> 00:34:02,466 Debbie novotny. Who are you? 686 00:34:02,466 --> 00:34:03,967 I'm a member of the faculty. 687 00:34:03,967 --> 00:34:05,468 Well then, you'll be happy to know 688 00:34:05,468 --> 00:34:07,971 That we're having a little educational programme here. 689 00:34:07,971 --> 00:34:09,973 So why don't you sit down? 690 00:34:09,973 --> 00:34:11,974 You might learn something. 691 00:34:12,475 --> 00:34:14,478 Is this part of your curriculum? 692 00:34:14,478 --> 00:34:15,979 You bet your ass it is. 693 00:34:17,481 --> 00:34:19,983 Now, all of you, on your way. This meeting is over. 694 00:34:19,983 --> 00:34:21,485 Come on. Let's go. 695 00:34:29,493 --> 00:34:31,495 Yeah, nice try, man. Yeah. 696 00:34:31,495 --> 00:34:32,995 See you, justin. See you, daphne. See you, man. 697 00:34:32,995 --> 00:34:34,498 Try again, daphne. 698 00:34:50,514 --> 00:34:51,515 Fuck. 699 00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:59,523 Man, it's been a long week. 700 00:35:02,025 --> 00:35:05,028 I am really looking forward to taking some time off. 701 00:35:08,531 --> 00:35:10,033 Got a patient at 7:30. 702 00:35:14,038 --> 00:35:15,038 Good night. 703 00:35:22,045 --> 00:35:24,047 David? Yes? 704 00:35:28,052 --> 00:35:29,053 Do you think i'm selfish? 705 00:35:31,054 --> 00:35:33,056 You? 706 00:35:35,059 --> 00:35:36,560 What kind of a question is that? 707 00:35:37,059 --> 00:35:38,561 I mean, about... 708 00:35:38,561 --> 00:35:41,064 n-Not taking you up on your generosity, like... 709 00:35:41,064 --> 00:35:42,566 like going on this trip. 710 00:35:44,568 --> 00:35:45,569 Michael... 711 00:35:49,072 --> 00:35:51,074 i already told you, 712 00:35:51,074 --> 00:35:53,577 All i want to do is make you happy. 713 00:35:54,077 --> 00:35:56,581 Yeah, but what about you? What would... 714 00:35:56,581 --> 00:35:57,580 would make you happy? 715 00:36:01,084 --> 00:36:02,086 What would make me happy? 716 00:36:07,591 --> 00:36:10,094 Seeing you see paris for the first time, 717 00:36:13,096 --> 00:36:17,101 Sailing down the... seine on abateau-Mouche, 718 00:36:17,101 --> 00:36:19,603 Having the best meal of our lives at... 719 00:36:19,603 --> 00:36:21,104 "le grand vefour" or, uh... 720 00:36:23,106 --> 00:36:24,108 "alain ducasse". 721 00:36:26,109 --> 00:36:27,611 Seeing your eyes light up 722 00:36:27,611 --> 00:36:29,614 When you find some neat little toy in a flea market; 723 00:36:29,614 --> 00:36:31,115 That would make me happy. 724 00:36:34,117 --> 00:36:35,619 That would make me very happy. 725 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,122 I want you to be happy. 726 00:36:42,626 --> 00:36:44,127 Are you saying you want to go? 727 00:36:45,128 --> 00:36:47,631 Well, since you already went ahead 728 00:36:47,631 --> 00:36:49,634 And made the plans and everything... 729 00:36:53,137 --> 00:36:55,639 don't do me any favours. 730 00:36:55,639 --> 00:36:59,644 No, just promise me you'll let me pay for something 731 00:36:59,644 --> 00:37:01,144 Every once in a while. 732 00:37:02,646 --> 00:37:04,147 I'll let you pay for the baguettes. 733 00:37:11,656 --> 00:37:13,658 What do you say we practice our french? 734 00:37:47,191 --> 00:37:49,193 This is a good one. 735 00:37:49,193 --> 00:37:52,195 Oh, i like this one too. 736 00:37:54,699 --> 00:37:56,200 We do make a handsome family. 737 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,201 Hein? Mmm-Hmm. 738 00:37:59,202 --> 00:38:00,705 We should put this one in a frame... 739 00:38:02,206 --> 00:38:03,708 instead of that one. 740 00:38:05,709 --> 00:38:08,212 Brian. He's very beautiful. 741 00:38:08,212 --> 00:38:10,715 Lots of guys would agree with you. 742 00:38:11,215 --> 00:38:12,215 Especially his lips. 743 00:38:13,717 --> 00:38:15,720 They're quite kissable, yes? 744 00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:17,722 No! Oh! La la! You needn't worry. 745 00:38:18,222 --> 00:38:20,224 I can tell he doesn't like me. 746 00:38:20,224 --> 00:38:22,727 And neither does melanie or your other friends... 747 00:38:22,727 --> 00:38:24,228 it's not you they don't like. 748 00:38:24,228 --> 00:38:26,229 It's what we're doing. 749 00:38:26,229 --> 00:38:28,232 But, it's not their decision. 750 00:38:28,733 --> 00:38:29,232 Hmmm. 751 00:38:30,735 --> 00:38:33,236 Well, you are a wonderful person, lindsay. 752 00:38:33,236 --> 00:38:35,239 No, no, no, it's true. 753 00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,742 If it weren't for you, i'd have to leave the states. 754 00:38:38,242 --> 00:38:39,743 Now i'll be able to stay. 755 00:38:51,255 --> 00:38:53,257 Cherie, c'est melanie. 756 00:38:59,263 --> 00:39:01,765 Gus should be up from his nap. 757 00:39:01,765 --> 00:39:02,767 I'll go check. 758 00:39:10,274 --> 00:39:13,277 I guess if gus likes him, he must be okay. 759 00:39:13,277 --> 00:39:16,280 Gus knows the difference between who's an asshole and who's not, right? 760 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,281 Right. 761 00:39:20,785 --> 00:39:21,786 What are these? 762 00:39:21,786 --> 00:39:23,287 Just some photographs. 763 00:39:23,287 --> 00:39:24,789 It's important to create a history, 764 00:39:24,789 --> 00:39:27,291 In case immigration ever decides to pay a visit. 765 00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:30,293 Oh, jesus! 766 00:39:31,796 --> 00:39:33,297 I can't believe you're going through with this... 767 00:39:33,297 --> 00:39:35,300 This... what? 768 00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:37,802 Charade. And for who? 769 00:39:37,802 --> 00:39:39,303 Somebody you don't even know. 770 00:39:39,303 --> 00:39:41,305 I told you, he's a friend. I don't care who he is. 771 00:39:41,305 --> 00:39:43,808 It's the most meshuguehidea i ever heard of. 772 00:39:43,808 --> 00:39:45,309 I guarantee you that if i had been here... 773 00:39:45,309 --> 00:39:46,811 well, you're not. 774 00:39:46,811 --> 00:39:47,812 You're not here. 775 00:39:52,316 --> 00:39:53,317 I wish i was. 776 00:40:00,324 --> 00:40:01,325 I miss you, linz. 777 00:40:03,327 --> 00:40:05,329 You're just saying that because of guillaume. 778 00:40:11,836 --> 00:40:12,836 No, i'm not. 779 00:40:15,339 --> 00:40:17,843 I miss you every minute... 780 00:40:18,341 --> 00:40:19,343 of every day. 781 00:40:21,846 --> 00:40:23,848 And if i could miss you more than that, i would. 782 00:40:27,351 --> 00:40:28,352 You think i don't miss you? 783 00:40:31,856 --> 00:40:33,858 Then why aren't i here? I mean... 784 00:40:33,858 --> 00:40:35,860 why aren't we raising our son together? 785 00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:36,861 It doesn't make sense. 786 00:40:36,861 --> 00:40:38,362 Well, it did at the time. 787 00:40:38,362 --> 00:40:40,865 I mean, all the things you said, 788 00:40:40,865 --> 00:40:42,867 That i didn't give you enough affection... oh... 789 00:40:43,368 --> 00:40:45,369 that i was only concerned about getting my own needs met. 790 00:40:45,369 --> 00:40:46,870 I was wrong. It was me. 791 00:40:46,870 --> 00:40:50,374 I became... jealous and resentful and... 792 00:40:51,376 --> 00:40:53,378 i demanded way too much. 793 00:40:53,877 --> 00:40:54,378 You were hurt. 794 00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:57,381 So were you. 795 00:40:59,885 --> 00:41:00,885 Yeah. 796 00:41:01,886 --> 00:41:02,887 Well... 797 00:41:04,388 --> 00:41:05,890 I guess we're only... human? 798 00:41:09,393 --> 00:41:10,394 Yeah. 799 00:41:10,394 --> 00:41:11,395 Pardon? 800 00:41:11,897 --> 00:41:13,398 Uh, do you want to give gus his lunch, 801 00:41:13,398 --> 00:41:14,398 Or should i? 802 00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:16,901 I'll do it. 803 00:41:32,417 --> 00:41:34,419 Okay, everybody wave. 804 00:41:34,919 --> 00:41:36,420 Come on. Put something into it. 805 00:41:36,420 --> 00:41:38,422 Oh, you can do better than that. 806 00:41:38,923 --> 00:41:40,926 Who do you think we are, matt damon and ben affleck? 807 00:41:40,926 --> 00:41:42,427 I wish. 808 00:41:42,927 --> 00:41:44,929 Now you guys can see us running all over the streets of paris, 809 00:41:44,929 --> 00:41:46,431 And it'll be just like you're there with us. 810 00:41:46,931 --> 00:41:48,432 Oh, i can hardly wait. 811 00:41:50,935 --> 00:41:53,437 That camera is the most expensive model. 812 00:41:53,437 --> 00:41:54,940 My dad has one like it. 813 00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:56,441 Let me have it. All right. 814 00:41:56,441 --> 00:41:57,942 Yeah, it not only shoots the movie, 815 00:41:57,942 --> 00:42:00,444 It... it makes popcorn to go with it. 816 00:42:00,444 --> 00:42:02,948 I guess you didn't get it at the big q. 817 00:42:02,948 --> 00:42:05,449 David likes to go for the high-End. 818 00:42:05,449 --> 00:42:07,451 That must keep you on your toes. 819 00:42:07,451 --> 00:42:09,454 Hey, is that jacket new? 820 00:42:09,454 --> 00:42:11,455 Snazzy, michael. 821 00:42:12,456 --> 00:42:13,958 Boss. Not bad. 822 00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:15,960 Well, i had to have something to wear. 823 00:42:16,461 --> 00:42:17,963 Check out this luggage. 824 00:42:17,963 --> 00:42:19,964 Oh! It's even got his initials on it. 825 00:42:19,964 --> 00:42:22,968 Oh, my god! It does not. 826 00:42:22,968 --> 00:42:26,470 My, my. Certainly going in style, aren't we? 827 00:42:26,470 --> 00:42:28,974 You told me i shouldn't deny him the pleasure. 828 00:42:28,974 --> 00:42:30,475 Oh, he must be delirious. Look... 829 00:42:30,475 --> 00:42:31,977 i offered to help pay, 830 00:42:31,977 --> 00:42:33,477 But he wouldn't let me. 831 00:42:33,477 --> 00:42:35,480 Mmm. Don't worry, mikey. 832 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,982 You'll pay... 833 00:42:36,982 --> 00:42:38,984 One way... or another. 834 00:42:39,483 --> 00:42:40,484 Let's go to woody's. 835 00:42:40,484 --> 00:42:42,487 Okay. Bye, baby. 836 00:42:42,987 --> 00:42:44,488 Bye, michael. See ya. 837 00:42:45,991 --> 00:42:47,992 You want my advice? 838 00:42:47,992 --> 00:42:49,494 Hold out for a rolex. 839 00:43:07,012 --> 00:43:08,512 Of course it did. 840 00:43:08,512 --> 00:43:10,014 Fuck! What did? 841 00:43:10,514 --> 00:43:12,017 The other ball? No, your face. 842 00:43:12,017 --> 00:43:13,518 The other ball... 843 00:43:14,518 --> 00:43:16,020 wait. 844 00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:18,023 Shit! What? 845 00:43:19,024 --> 00:43:20,525 It's chris hobbs. 846 00:43:20,525 --> 00:43:21,525 Who's that? 847 00:43:23,028 --> 00:43:25,529 That asshole from school i told you about. 848 00:43:25,529 --> 00:43:27,532 Oh, huh! You didn't tell me he was so hot. 849 00:43:29,033 --> 00:43:31,035 He has no right to be here. 850 00:43:31,035 --> 00:43:32,537 Forget him. Let's go. 851 00:43:33,538 --> 00:43:34,539 No. 852 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,042 Hey, taylor. 853 00:43:37,042 --> 00:43:38,543 What are you doing here? 854 00:43:38,543 --> 00:43:41,046 Checking out the freaks, like you. 855 00:43:41,046 --> 00:43:43,047 Huh. Down here you're the freak. 856 00:43:44,548 --> 00:43:46,050 Out of the way... faggot. Hey! 857 00:43:46,050 --> 00:43:47,552 Brian! 858 00:43:50,555 --> 00:43:51,555 Hey! Hey! 859 00:43:53,058 --> 00:43:54,059 You guys see him? 860 00:43:54,059 --> 00:43:56,061 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 861 00:43:56,061 --> 00:43:58,563 We go to school together. His name's chris hobbs. 862 00:44:00,565 --> 00:44:02,568 He just called me a faggot. 863 00:44:04,069 --> 00:44:05,570 You see, chris doesn't like faggots. 864 00:44:05,570 --> 00:44:06,570 Shut up, taylor. 865 00:44:07,072 --> 00:44:09,575 Or maybe he likes them more than he thinks. 866 00:44:09,575 --> 00:44:10,575 I said shut up! 867 00:44:12,077 --> 00:44:13,578 He let me jerk him off. 868 00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:18,582 The faggot gave chris hobbs a hand-Job. 869 00:44:20,084 --> 00:44:21,086 And he loved it. 870 00:44:23,588 --> 00:44:25,089 You are fucked! 871 00:44:34,099 --> 00:44:35,600 I can't believe you did that. 872 00:44:37,102 --> 00:44:38,104 You go, baby! 873 00:44:45,610 --> 00:44:47,111 Congratulations. 874 00:44:48,113 --> 00:44:49,614 What? 875 00:44:49,614 --> 00:44:52,617 Just made yourself a realenemy.